Fashion thought of the day

The wonderfully named online gift store SUCK UK brings a paper watch for our accessorizing and consuming pleasure. The idea, of course, is to allow the user doodle his or her own design.

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Barring the obvious concerns of unfortunately placed paper cuts, I think this is a concept that should extend to not just all other imaginable accessories, but why not other articles of clothing as well? Next time you are in a paper hospital gown, ask the nurse for a Sharpie. And go to town. Then create your own online shop and sell it to the faceless, online masses.

BTAW: Morning edition

Tupperware parties for gun nuts – SayUncle

Me to Wallet: ‘Money please?’ Wallet: ‘Can’t have it. Not yours.’ – Consumerist

‘Physical email’ prints Twitter feed photos into the drawer of a nightstand. This could quickly get sexy, depending on who you follow – Tableau

Robot restaurant opens in China: ‘Waiter, there is a servo in my food…’ – Oddity Central

Finally, a way to kill Uggs – Urlesque

The nude hello

Challenge: The following sentence(s) must be used – verbatim – as the opening lines in a story (any length).

“I probably should have mentioned this before you got here. I’m a nudist.”